Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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