She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
