Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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