I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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