so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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