so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
being pregnant is like rehab
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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