if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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