i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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