And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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