Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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