is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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