Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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