Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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