Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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