if i can run in heels then i can drive
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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