i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize