I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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