everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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