I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
