dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Alive.
So much puke
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
