I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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