By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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