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(646): View more from New York

how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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(646): View more from New York

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

(1-646): View more from New York

Your pregnant arnt you

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to

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(314): View more from Missouri

BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE

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(301): View more from Maryland

Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.

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(253): View more from Washington

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

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(915): View more from Texas

I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left

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(410): View more from Maryland

just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.

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