im having a threesome with these popsicles
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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