I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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