This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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