Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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