i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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