We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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