I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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