Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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