Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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