I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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