I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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