BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
