Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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