I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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