garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We got so high we made milksteak
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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