Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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