we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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