I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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