that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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