just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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