For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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