You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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