I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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