If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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