You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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