"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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