No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Randomize