Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I can text with my tongue
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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