therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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