Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this beer tastes like vomit already
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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