yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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