Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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