I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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