The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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