I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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