And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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