I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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