what if I'm pregnant?
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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